Pod Racing Position

A sexual position, usually in homosexual sex, where one person lies on their stomach while the other penetrates the bottom in a reverse cowgirl(boy) position. Whilst in this position, the top uses the bottoms legs as the controls of a pod racer, while also making the noises of the pod racer, while acting as Anakin in Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Meanwhile the exact pod racing scene is in the background playing in Finnish.

Brett : "Hey man down to fuck in pod racing?
Josh : "HELL YEAH! I Love the Pod Racing Position!"
*NEEEROOOOOOOOO NEEERRRRRRRRR JOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJ*
"Nyt tämä on pod-kilpailua!"

by tdkk January 25, 2026

Logically Privileged Position

A position within a debate or discourse that is granted unearned authority—not because its arguments are stronger but because it's associated with dominant institutions, cultures, or power structures. A logically privileged position gets to define the terms of debate, set the standards of evidence, determine what counts as logical. Its claims are taken seriously by default; its opponents must work twice as hard to be heard. The logically privileged position doesn't have to prove itself; it's presumed valid until proven otherwise. This privilege is invisible to those who hold it—they just think they're being logical.

Logically Privileged Position Example: "In the debate, his position was logically privileged: he spoke from a prestigious university, cited mainstream sources, used familiar frameworks. Her position, from a marginalized community, using alternative sources, was constantly questioned. The privilege wasn't in his arguments; it was in his position. He didn't have to work to be heard; she did."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Scientifically Privileged Position

A position within scientific discourse that is granted unearned authority—not because its evidence is stronger but because it's associated with dominant institutions, funders, or research traditions. A scientifically privileged position gets funded, published, and cited; its findings are reported as news; its experts are invited to panels. Alternative positions struggle for recognition, dismissed as fringe or pseudoscience regardless of their merits. The scientifically privileged position doesn't have to prove itself harder; it's already trusted. This privilege shapes what counts as science, what questions get asked, what answers are accepted.

Scientifically Privileged Position Example: "Her research, done in community with marginalized populations, was dismissed as 'not rigorous.' His research, funded by a pharmaceutical company, published in top journals, was taken as gospel. The scientifically privileged position wasn't better; it was just privileged. She kept working, knowing that recognition might never come."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Epistemologically Privileged Position

A position within discourse that is granted unearned authority over what counts as knowledge—not because its claims are better supported but because it's associated with dominant institutions, cultures, or power structures. An epistemologically privileged position gets to define what counts as evidence, what methods are valid, what sources are credible. Its knowledge is taken seriously by default; alternative knowledge systems must fight to be heard. This privilege is invisible to those who hold it—they just think they're being reasonable. The epistemologically privileged position is the seat of epistemic power, the place from which reality is defined.

Example: "In every discussion, his knowledge was taken as given. Hers was questioned, challenged, dismissed as 'anecdotal' or 'unscientific.' The epistemologically privileged position wasn't in his arguments; it was in his position. He spoke from the university, from the mainstream, from power. She spoke from the margins. The difference wasn't knowledge; it was privilege."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Poisoning the Position Fallacy

A political form of Poisoning the Well where a position is discredited by associating it with extreme or reviled ideologies, regardless of the actual views of those who hold it. Accusing all BRICS+ supporters of "Nazbol/Duginism/Z Nationalism" regardless of their actual reasons is a classic example. The move poisons the position by painting anyone who holds it as tainted by association with extremism. The fallacy lies in treating political alignment as evidence of ideology, ignoring the diversity of reasons people might support something. It's guilt by association applied to positions, not just people—poisoning the position so no one can hold it without being tainted.

Poisoning the Position Fallacy "I support BRICS+ because of multipolarity and economic cooperation. Response: 'Oh, so you're a Duginist Nazi-Bolshevik!' That's Poisoning the Position Fallacy—associating my position with extremism to discredit it, regardless of my actual views. My reasons are mine; their associations are theirs. Poisoning the position avoids engaging what I actually think by tarring it with brushes I never touched."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Fallacy of Objective Position

A rhetorical move where one claims to occupy an "objective position" free from bias, then uses that claimed objectivity to dismiss others as biased—while simultaneously accusing them of "appeal to authority" whenever they cite experts. The fallacy combines the worst of both worlds: the arrogance of claiming objectivity (Objectivity Bias) with the weaponization of fallacy accusations (Fallacy of Authority accusations). The result is a position that can't be challenged: any expert cited is dismissed as "appeal to authority," while one's own claims are protected by the mantle of "objectivity." It's a rhetorical fortress with no windows.

"She cited climate scientists. 'Appeal to authority!' he declared. He then stated his own opinion as 'just the objective truth.' That's Fallacy of Objective Position: his views are objective; her experts are fallacies. The double standard is the point. He occupies the objective position—conveniently defined as wherever he stands."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026