Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Ping

ping is a word used by weirdos which means “no”, or you’re doing the most. (originated in Olney MD, Sherwood) Usually used before or after a phrase

“he still kept perusing her after she said no? ping, dawg”

by Nïggër April 9, 2021

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

ping

- can be used to mean 'fuck' or to have intercourse with

- also used in virtual conversations to get someone's attention

- woah, that guy is soooo hot, i'd ping him

- dude, i was pinging you all night, why didn't you reply?

by blehdude November 22, 2011

Ping Tac Toe

The sequential listing of at least three past or present hookups on Gmail's list of contacts.

Yo, my ex Molly came online while I was talking to these two broads I slept with last week, Lexi and Nicole, and boom: Ping Tac Toe.

by Juanpobbers March 19, 2009

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021

ping my blog

It's a computer geek term. It doesn't really matter what it means it just sound so useful. It sort of rolls off your tongue. Just begs to be repeated. Sounds like words you could use for anything.

ping your blog, Pinging my blog, pinging her blog, Hey ping my blog. I got my blog pinged today! Hold on a minute, I'm pinging my blog. I was in my front yard pinging my blog. Wassup dog, jus pingin muh blog

by Iftakhar August 18, 2009