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pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
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War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans
I hit him with a war pen
by ahh yee June 12, 2016
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shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.
Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”
by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017
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dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen
"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"
by bigdogstevio June 7, 2024
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gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!
paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......
by owoflower May 28, 2021
mugGet the gel penmug.

Pen

A person who likes to get pegged.
Wow! Harry styles is such a pen is unbelievable!!!
by kittyzzzzx December 25, 2020
mugGet the Penmug.

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