One of the more historical towns on the famous Jersey Shore. Between Asbury and Bradley. Its filled with Old Victorian beachfront homes. The town itself is crazy diverse. Its one of the most religious towns (no bars or liquor stores allowed) yet has one of the highest gay/lesbian populations. People are generally nice, can be a little stuck up. But for the most part people are hippy pot smoking, yoga loving, church goers.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park's down town.Everything you need is in walking distance. The beaches are clean and nice, with a little fishing pier. The town has a bunch of shops, an ampitheater church, concerts on the boardwalk and summer tent homes (which have a 100 year waiting list to get).
The town generally has no benny's but a lot of weirdos. Many of the Marlboro Hospital insane asylum patients now live in the area after the Hospital closed down. The town is generally safe though.
Guy One: Lets go to Ocean Grove to surf.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
Guy Two: Sounds good, then lets go to Day's to get ice cream.
by ogchica February 16, 2013
A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.
“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”
by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022
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(Adjective) An offense deemed severe enough to justify action of the rest of the group throwing you into the ocean
Person 1: "Yo I'm playing Fortnite right now!"
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
Person 2: "Unfortunately that would count as an oceanable offense, and you know what that means..."
Person 3: "Oh god..."
by fleig November 06, 2022
Noun
1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
1. The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
2. The sequence of a life form braised in the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by bob bobbo boboson July 07, 2020
by Pyrooooooooo March 21, 2021
A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.
An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.
by capitalistism May 03, 2021