Biometric Rogering System

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.
'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'
by Becky Barnett May 11, 2006
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antilock brake system

An anti-lock braking system or anti-skid braking system (ABS) is an automobile safety system that allows the wheels on a motor vehicle to maintain tractive contact with the road surface according to driver inputs while braking, preventing the wheels from locking up (ceasing rotation) and avoiding uncontrolled skidding.
Antilock brake system uses wheel speed sensors to determine if one or more wheels are trying to lock up during braking. If a wheel tries to lock up, a series of hydraulic valves limit or reduce the braking on that wheel. This prevents skidding and allows you to maintain steering contro
by the boom December 01, 2016
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food delivery system

the big bang theory by chuck lorre: Bill prady went on a food delivery system, lost 20 pounds and started tucking in his shirt.
by Luciferpc69 February 12, 2012
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System Builders Syndrome

The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.
Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.

Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.
by Chris L. & Eric V. September 01, 2008
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Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
by Tony's Pickle Jar March 01, 2023
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Mattolina Operating System

Mattolina Operating System is an Operating System based on Slax OS & Debian Distro on Linux. Which was develop by Matthew William Vega. This operating system was built by an 4th generation Intel processor that uses the x86 and 64 bit architecture. This 64 Bit Operating system runs on a USB Drive Only no Virtual Machine due to DRM on that Operating System to boot only through a USB which makes it harder to pirate. It would state a checksum error if you run it in a virtual machine. This was launch in Aug 14 2021 updated to the newest firmware.

Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC

It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
“I install Mattolina OS today using Arch Linux

“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”

.”I been loving Mattolina Operating System”
by Mattolina LLC September 10, 2023
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three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.
Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill
by Agnes2010Scottiez April 01, 2010
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