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karma spy

The final stage of bad deserving karma sent in the form of a human spy sent from the fires of hell.
John: Wow! Brian your girlfriend is super hot and super nice!

Brian: Actually John, Maria is a Karma Spy sent from Hell to torture me for all the bad things I have done.

John: Damn, well can I have sex with her?

Brian: Yes Sir, Please be my guest and save me!!!
by Anthony J. Caruso June 3, 2022
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Karma

Karma is the one girl you meet on accident. You will realize that maybe normal is boring because she is different. Something about her is like an unsolved puzzle. Karma is crazy, but people enjoy it.
Friend: “What’s up”?
You: “Karma got me feeling some type of way
by TyphoonBear_32 December 18, 2021
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Dirty Karma

When you get fucked in the ass really hard and your partner pulls out and cums on your pinky toe
by GlassIceCube February 1, 2022
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Karma appreciation day

Karma is the best person in the whole world and you should all give her money and give her anything she wants cause she’s super nice and cool and amazing and smart and talented.
“Omg chad it’s karma appreciation day, we need to give karma 100$!
by Karma appreciation day March 31, 2022
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Karma

(Name definition)

They secretly don't have their shit together, but man, they can act it. They laugh at a ton of things, and are pretty social for someone who kinda hates people. They live their life in short phases, and are both salty and sweet, it depends on how much sleep they got. Their chaos is immaculate and they enjoy saying fancy words at inappropriate times. Heights are their thing, and winter is not. True to their name, they are that person that will read the argument it the group chat with a bag of popcorn next to them, and will not hesitate to hit someone who really deserves it. Drama is their life source as long as it doesn't affect them. As unstable as they may be, Karma is pretty consistent, and should probably be kept at close quarters for both of your own safety.
I think Karma is a pretty wild guy.
by cyberbitez April 2, 2022
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reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.
JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!
by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021
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Karma Agustin

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Karma is Jazzys wife, and only jazzys wife, Karma has the phattest as$ and is very amazing <3 everyone loves her and if you dont, kys maybe idk.
"Karma Agustin is one segcy person if ykyk shes pretty cool."
by Tsukis girl February 24, 2021
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