great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.

That is great jazz on my mova boy

by Great jazz December 11, 2016

Jazz

The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox

"Omg I love that girl who is that"
"Thats Jazz. The baddest bleep of all the lands"

by yourfathergregory September 10, 2021

Dank Jazz

Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.

Wow, this is some really dank jazz.

by TruPup December 6, 2016

jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !

I wish I could make friends like jazz

by Jasminew March 12, 2017

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020