Kokomo, Indiana

The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.

This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.

*insert Cheers theme song*

"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."

Or

" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."

by teksucks August 13, 2017

Indiana

Indiana is the type of state that everyone thinks of the same: corn. But to be fair, their right. Indiana also has a bunch of crackheads. And our weather is bipolar. Not one year of seasons is quite the same. And we’re not called Indians, we’re Hoosiers... get it right.

Person 1: I wanna go to Indiana, I’ve never been there.

Person 2 (Hoosier): no you wouldn’t.

by anonymous April 11, 2021

indiana mud mermaid

Nigger

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by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023