by stanko korov November 16, 2007
the hippest foxcroft girl around. a totally awesome hound with her heart set on every woodberry alum... likes to dance in hallways to julio in the schoolyard and obsess over grey-sweatshirt-boy. has odd cravings for swedish fish and being organized. a true academic slut who just wants to sail on her boats she doodles in geometry class.
emily: whatev, heck yes!
madiera girl: who is that?
woodberry boy: omg its emily eldredge! shes a living legend.. umm hey i gotta go...
madiera girl: whats with these foxcroft girls, they are always stealing my men...
madiera girl: who is that?
woodberry boy: omg its emily eldredge! shes a living legend.. umm hey i gotta go...
madiera girl: whats with these foxcroft girls, they are always stealing my men...
by manest January 22, 2005
Dutch Flamethrower (N);
The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"
1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)
2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping
3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.
4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.
What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)
Where did is come from?
The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
by RyAnH1 April 15, 2009
After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!
by AuraliusIAm July 11, 2011
by somedude October 29, 2004
by StephBoogie September 12, 2003
Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.
by bluthuf November 29, 2013