evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.

My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.

by Jenkintown February 14, 2017

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

by Nile H August 15, 2024

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

For even mafa said it

A quick way of saying "I already knew you said that before you even motherfucking said it".

Meaning:

You already knew something before that person told you

Yes dad, for even mafa said it

by imaginethisxz March 30, 2025

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.

Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”

by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019

It ain’t even Half Time

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021