Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Amogus Disease

Some fucking mental disease that ruined the lives of 7.4 million ppl.

Mr. Shit: Awww unlucky Mrs. Amogutard she has amogus disease
Mrs. Amogutard: AMOGUS

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.

Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!

by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

Caillou disease

A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.

Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

ken disease

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊

" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."

by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016