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Courtney

Courtney is the daughter of a Karen. A Courtney is likely to be the leader of a HOA or PTA. She washes her shoes weekly (pre COVID) and capital punishment is issued for spilling in the car. She likely has botox and cant blink. Her breakfast includes xanax, coffee and tears of the innocent.
"That Courtney is way more of a b*t*h then her mother Karen."
"Courtney = Karen 2.0"
"Karen mini-me is named Courtney"
by lolwizard August 16, 2021
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Courtney clay

A man that loves hopping on penis and reading gay porn magazines
Person 1: Hey who’s that over there jerking his phat shlong to the preschoolers at independence park.

Person 2: oh that’s “Courtney clay”
by Fishsteve69 October 6, 2025
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Courtney

Stupid women who keeps popping out kids by different dads that the state takes because she can’t stay off drugs.
Oh look it’s no good Courtney
by Celeste McGill November 17, 2023
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courtney

courtnies come and go, so grab one and cherish it until you inevitably have to let go. you'll always find at least one in ur lifetime and she'll teach u a lot- even if shes not that bright ;). lil missy can be disagreeable, but it always ends up ok and u both come back better than ever after each fight. theyre all purty and preppy baddies 💅
grab urself a courtney <3
by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
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Courtney

Why do you keep falling?” -Sarah
“UH I’m aloud to fall because my name is Courtney!” -Courtney
by Itzflashyfox January 10, 2020
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courtney

A sweet loyal friend who is nosy as fuckkkkkk but she is goofy which some what makes up for it and want to dress like a grandma and go to a restaurant
courtney is a goofy person
by jaydonnnnnnnn July 3, 2021
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courtney's crib

a place or area (most of the time a fucked up basement) where teenagers of all ages meet and have orgies. Large amounts of narcotics are usually provided to suppress the anxiety of having for head from strangers. Things get quite tense in the trap...

Your virginity is not promised.
"naw bruh Luke stayed at courtney's crib so you already know his asshole is def being played with."

"bro wtf tell me why I walked downstairs in courtney's crib and everyone was butt naked and there was alcohol all over the table."

"ngl I don't think I can go to courtney's crib anymore bruh my virginity is at risk."
by chickfr! April 22, 2022
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