cave coon

A slang term for the terrorists who hide out in caves in the mountains of Iraq.

I hate Osama bin Laden, that god damn cave coon

by Jonathan Parker May 19, 2005

coon face

an animal or person that has a darker coloured face than the rest of their body

oh man we should call the hamster coon face! its face is black.

by henry2009 January 15, 2009

Coon's Age

The average term a black black man spends in prison. Usually used to describe an extended period of time.

I haven't heard this song in a coon's age.
This is the first time we've been to the beach in like a year. I know it feels like a coon's age.

by JaxUrey May 27, 2013

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

COON TITS

1. Term you use to express anger to someone.

2. Name for a female who posses no funbags what-so-ever.

1. Hey coon tits give me back my missus!

2. Hey coon tits, are they milkable?

by clusterfuck May 13, 2005

Coon Food

The various types of fast food you can find late at night in far east and South London. Mainly called USA Fried Chicken - Uncle Sams Chicken - American Fried Chicken and of course KFC.

Often frequented by wannabe "Gangsta`s" and other friends of the Coloured Vairety!

Hey Mike, fancy a provocative KFC on the way home?

No thanks Spence.... I dont do Coon Food

by upperclasstwit July 25, 2011

Coon Eyes

The Coon Eyes is a sexual act that can be done in two ways, depending on race. The first envolves a black woman. The black woman must be wearing glasses at the point of the male ejaculation. The man then gives the black woman a complete facial, completly covering all of her face. After this is done the black woman then takes of her glasses, exposing her eyes which would have been blocked from the semen hence giving her the appearence of a racoon with dark eyes. The next way is with a white woman, but requires totally different procedures. This time the male does not have to give the female a complete facial, and the female does not have to wear glasses. This time the white female must wear a ski-mask, and the male must then provide his bowel movements(shit), and he must provide this all over her face. After this is done the white woman then removes the ski-mask, leaving her eyes filled with shit, hence giving her the appearence of a racoon.

This white girl was getting on my nerves after I got done fucking her, so I left that bitch laying their confused after I gave her the Coon Eyes!

by Marcus Anthony Smith October 19, 2007