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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut
I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough
by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022
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coconut-rough

When a chic coats your dick in coco ( shit ) and then roughs it up by beating it on a coconut
I got a coconut rough when she got drunk at a Mexican beach party
Coconut rough - she shat because of spicy Mexican food and beat the shit off my nut with a coconut

She coco my nut then got rough with it

I got coconut-rough
by Nasty beastie February 9, 2022
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Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"
"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"
by Krumira February 13, 2022
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coconut.......dixie

by Trashcan88 December 28, 2020
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Coconut entertainment

An entertainment that will be better than joy and big hit and yg and sm with their first girl group Tropic going to win 1000000000 awards
Coconut entertainment is the best entertainment in the world (ps: coconut.ent.official is their tiktok)
by Coconut.ent.official December 31, 2020
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dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
oh boi your dick harder than a coconut
by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021
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