When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.
Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022

Allen is someone who is caring. They overthink a lot in their mind and sometimes their mind can blur their thoughts. They think little of themselves even though so may people love them!! They can be a dick sometimes but they never mean to. They are a transgender gay nerd who flirts with people they like. They are a amazing friend and they have gone through a lot in their past but they tend to take all of the things their going through as lessons. They have buckteeth and have the most amazing laugh. They are a short gremlin child. They get all the ladies but in their eyes they see very little. It’s a Allen.
Guy #1- Dude Allen got Martha, Jessica, AND David.
Guy #2- wait David is gay?
Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone
Guy #2- wait David is gay?
Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone
by GayYyyY.com June 09, 2022

allen is a fortnite kid
by gsdt July 06, 2021

chad: bro did you see allen nguyen with his drip
kyle: mans was singing unravel with anime merch
chad: fr mans is a weeb *sob*
kyle: mans was singing unravel with anime merch
chad: fr mans is a weeb *sob*
by loobstahhhhh March 08, 2021

by Yaboiithad January 19, 2017

by esrdtfgyuhijo March 01, 2018

Known as ‘Mr Nice Guy’ but he is the most pretentious and sly-est person you’d ever meet. A covert cheater and two timer. He would use the same pick-up line to get girls, “Every time I look at your pictures, the first thing I notice are your eyes”
by ..ggg.. November 24, 2021
