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Jizz witch

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
by Dapusha April 6, 2019
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nasty witch

'I think afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I said that she's a nasty witch.'
Michael Jackson
by MGfunnhJ March 26, 2017
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 12, 2017
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Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018
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Witch

An adjective describing a woman that is insane ; a wily bitch
Bro don’t fuck with her she a witch.
by Darshon September 28, 2017
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dizzy witch

She thought I would fall for all her nonsense, the dizzy witch!
by JAR2JAR19 May 30, 2017
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Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out
What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat
by KChez November 14, 2017
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