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Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.
Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.
by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013
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Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
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Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.
by Pietrow August 1, 2021
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Stalker

Stalk°er

One who has demonstrated a repeat pattern of obsessive behaviour.

Contacts single mothers in an effort to cause harm or slander related to a target of obsession.

It is important to remember that stalking is a pattern, and attaching this label to someone should only be done when repeated.

Stalkers/abusers are typically enabled by thots with daddy issues that seek validation in male attention. They are just as tragic.

Stalk°ing
"Scott was convicted of online stalking, and is doing it again by contacting single mothers due to unhealthy obsession in an attempt to validated his own actions, this is what a stalker does"
by Ashleyjohnson578 April 4, 2019
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stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.
You know that person right they are a stalker GF.
by gasdas April 19, 2018
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Status Stalker

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
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