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Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021
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landon

fisher boy, gentleman but cant spell for shit
landon: nark
me: *narc
by 4jah October 19, 2019
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Landon Rupley

The alpha male of the pack just by using his words. He is the hottest, most attractive guy in the friend group. most likely blonde, 5'4, called the weakling of the friend group even though he will be 6'4. A natural baddie, with a big booty.
That guy is so cool, he is such a landon rupley.
by MrRupley February 27, 2023
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Landon

landon also known as skinwalker is a person who can take the shape of any animal if seen be careful scent can gas out any life
oh no landon is turning my huzz off
by Smelvin228 March 14, 2025
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landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.
“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”
by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021
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Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.
“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me
by 1001zzz January 5, 2019
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