gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010

Rings of Power

Rings of Power is a series made by Amazon with an immense budget that ended up being a financial disaster due to its hypocrisy and focus on identity politics rather than on the story. You Ringed of Power something, or you RoP something, means that you miserably failed, without being honest with yourself and others.

"Oh no, your RoP your exams!" or "Oh no, you Rings of Power your exams!" or "Oh no, you Ringed of Power your exams!"

by Brynjolf7 June 13, 2023

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010

loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

ring arounder

When one of your turds is long enough to go around your toilet bowl

Man I just just took a ring arounder and the bathroom stinks

by Neb Martin February 12, 2017

Ringing the sheets

Being stressed out to the point of sweating or generally manifesting physical symptoms.

I’m ringing the sheets rn..life is rough dude.

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010