yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Rump Roast Syndrome

A condition in which a man or woman sees an incredible buttox, and feels the need to bite it, like a big plump juicy rump roast.

Dave:"Damn! That girls ass is so fine, man I just wanna bite it!" Jim: "Bro you got Rump Roast Syndrome"

by Creaturecat July 18, 2015

Canadian Spit Roast

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

by Nasty Dave May 09, 2019

roast your turkey

Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble

I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!

by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016

Roast beef brown

when the coochie aint bubblegum pink it's roast beef pbrown

Person 1: I bet that coochie be bubblegum pink
Person 2: nah man i saw that shit it roast beef brown
Person 1: thats nasty hell nawl

by wyatt3m7 June 04, 2023

roast beef curtain

A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.

"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"

"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"

"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"

by Frankie Mathers October 23, 2006

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021