mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”
by Nathaniel woolard April 05, 2021
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Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
by mavt10 May 15, 2011
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Mustard Footlong

oh boy boy
hot a dog beats and weanie steamy nothing hot
mustard footlong up little dingle stadium oughta a this dong jazz
is good weaner now lookin a that
Who asked? Mustard Footlong didn't.
by December 18, 2020
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munge mustard

A mustard mucus like substance from a decaying munged body.
After losing the brutal munge session, Jim was left with the psychostench of munge mustard on his mustache.
by Psychostench February 23, 2024
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Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 02, 2021
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mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz
Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl
by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023
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Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb
Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!
by El mago in a tomato January 24, 2024
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