I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Derek

Someone who steals your heart and does it ever so timidly. He's funny, intelligent, and just the cutest. He is very tech-savvy and does great things in development. He has gorgeous eyes that just fit perfectly in his already adorable face. He recently developed a taste in Asian women....and soon enough he'll have one of his own ;)

That guy is FINE....if he's not a Sanchez then he's definitely a Derek.

by PhokingAMY September 10, 2022

Derek

Means god organizes

Derek is a name

by Guccipolo December 2, 2025

Derek

To "Derek" someone.
This is to argue someone into submission so that your request is granted quickly and with as little retaliation as possible

That supplier was looking for an outrageous price yesterday but I "Dereked" so its sorted now.

by TheHighPreist March 15, 2019

the derek effect

every little thing this man does you will be in love with him and he will be in your mind 24/7. he is crazily funny and so obsessive!

boy: “omg he bought me food he’s so charming”

girl: “you got the derek effect”

by monkeyballz825 November 14, 2022

The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

derek begay

The gayest man you will ever meet

Someone: Bro, you're as gay as Derek Begay

You: No man, no one's as gay as Derek Begay

by nut_inspector December 18, 2021