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tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.
There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024
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stalker rizz

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting
(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."
by marshieray February 25, 2025
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D1 stalker

D1 stalker is someone who gonna stalk yo shi no matter whatttt im a stalker from day1
person1 - stop stalking my shi bruh

person2- idccc ima keep doing me😭

person1- D1 STALKER FR
by RAHHHH523 February 5, 2024
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jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.
by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016
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Stalkers

To have someone that is overly obsessed with you and very crazy about you and follows you around and wants to know everything about you
Bella-Omg look it’s Jazz let’s go follow him
Maya-JAZZZ HIIIIIIIIIIII we want to be your stalkers
by MayaandChristian December 10, 2019
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vehicular stalker

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
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