stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.

You know that person right they are a stalker GF.

by gasdas April 19, 2018

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 1, 2021

Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024

stalker rizz

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting

(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."

by marshieray February 25, 2025