Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Spunk

Spunk is what your mum should of swallowed instead of having it put in her pussy

you = gone off spunk

by Big Cock Riley February 17, 2021

Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.

🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.

by Martoon32 March 21, 2021

spunk

spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.

"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"

by ehschud February 7, 2025

Liquid spunk

This is another word or way of saying Piss or Urine

I need to go and have a liquid spunk

by Yournan6996 April 24, 2019