Dingle Sprinkle

A synthetic rainbow sprinkle lodged in the crevice of the buttocks, after swimming in a pool of fake sprinkles.

"I wiped my arse only to find dingle sprinkles"

by Cillian_Byrne May 21, 2017

mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.

"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."

by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017

cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc

That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler

by Big dick tyler December 1, 2017

meat sprinkles

Bacon bits

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!

by Lovethemeat December 6, 2017

The Sprinkler

When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.

My boyfriend gave me The Sprinkler last night and we had to change the sheets and repaint the walls

by ReinholdSprinkles June 11, 2018

California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019

agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.

I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!

by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019