(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

a fat white boy who probably has a big ass. He is probably jewish and gets no bitches. He probably has big man titties and has big feet. He proably posts pictures on feetfindr and proably has a tiny cock.
by ling-ling bing chilling March 23, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
by Professor not November 17, 2018

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"
"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.
I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
by JustAnyone May 22, 2025

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
