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Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Adam seed

a fat white boy who probably has a big ass. He is probably jewish and gets no bitches. He probably has big man titties and has big feet. He proably posts pictures on feetfindr and proably has a tiny cock.
Damn he has a tiny cock. He's probably an adam seed
by ling-ling bing chilling March 23, 2023
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reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
Invite from reed in a seed
by Professor not November 17, 2018
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Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
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Gay Seeding

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"
"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.

I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
by JustAnyone May 22, 2025
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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