the silent howdy

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy

Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica

by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020

silent wobby

When you sneakily jack off beside your significant other, and finish on them. Without them knowing.

Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack".

by XPumpkinKingx January 27, 2021

silent insult

To offend someone without directly insulting them.

You think your sly with your silent insults

by Skitzo Tha Legacy August 10, 2014

Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins

Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.

by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009

silent roommate

Marijuana grown in one's house as a means of paying rent, utilities and other bills.

Ian: Hey Randy, you do you afford rent when you don't have a job?
Randy: Easy man, converted my spare bedroom into a grow room. The Silent Roommate pays for it all...

by saluteyoursharts July 16, 2015

Silent Jimmy

A Silent Jimmy is the sexual practice, during which you suck your partners toes while doing 69 and staying as quiet as possible

You: "Oh wow, my wife and I had the craziest Silent Jimmy last night"

by Arandomgay June 18, 2025

Silent surprise

The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.

David: *farts silently*

Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”

Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”

by S-Renee June 5, 2020