rubber ring

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)

yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring

by goatse.info June 11, 2018

Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 2, 2015

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

Lacto ring

The plastic circle that stays attached to the gallon milk jug when the cap is removed. Makes an ideal cat toy.

I cleaned under the fridge yesterday and found 3 quarters, 2 pens and 9 lacto rings.

by Gourdaholic May 17, 2010

rim ring

It is when any number of people eat each others asses in a ring like human centipeide.

Hey, do you guys want to do a rim ring instead of watching a movie.

by Big O man November 13, 2017

Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 11, 2010