Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
by The Licker 6969696969XOXO November 30, 2016
Person 1: I bet that coochie be bubblegum pink
Person 2: nah man i saw that shit it roast beef brown
Person 1: thats nasty hell nawl
Person 2: nah man i saw that shit it roast beef brown
Person 1: thats nasty hell nawl
by wyatt3m7 June 04, 2023
by Nasty Dave May 09, 2019
(Franklin and Lamar walk towards the front door)
Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
(Lamar begins to walk away)
Lamar roasts franklin
Lamar Davis: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga...
(Lamar begins to walk away)
Lamar roasts franklin
by Solbiaka March 06, 2022
Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
by Panfinz October 21, 2019
A visual description of the labia minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. This resemblance is more pronounce on women whose labia minora overhangs her labia majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner vagina. Most commonly used when referring to cunnilingus or "going down" on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.
"Hey baby, you mind if I taste me some of your roast beef curtain?"
"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"
"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"
"I'm takin' her home for some roast beef curtain. Know wha'I'm sayin'?"
"Maybe I could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while I wait for Mr. Viagra?"
by Frankie Mathers October 23, 2006
Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.
After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.
by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021