The Problem

You're feinting fear you don't actually experience to justify doing this.

Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."

by Hym Iam April 03, 2024

are we gonna have a problem

It is a line from Heathers the musical

Are we gonna have a problem veronica?

by LittleFalcon May 13, 2024

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

running from your problems

The best thing to do one facing confrontation

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial

by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018

Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.

Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!

by DragonSkittles September 18, 2018