Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008

coming at me sideways

who you think you are trying to get at me . where you get off trying to get at me .

who you think you are coming at me sideways homeboy ?

by thaaaa chickkk June 10, 2011

strain me spuds

ejaculate (drain your balls)

I'd really like to strain me spuds in her

by Pete666 August 20, 2005

call me soup

A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.

"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".

by Bob O'Young January 29, 2003

Blow Me Sandwich

wraps various sandwich items around penis (dong) and eats them off layer by layer before sucking you off. proceeding to make sandwich for you with your own cum and sharing it, eating it down to the center just as the Lady and the Tramp would eat spaghetti.

babe I am in need for a blow me sandwich, don't forget the turkey.

by granny goes bareback July 19, 2014

Buck me seautiful

1. Alternate word code for "Suck me beautiful." Usually used in a setting where you can't be saying those things out loud, like at school.

2. Phrase used as a comeback when someone tells you to do something

Some hot girls walk by at school, but the teacher is next to you so you say "Buck me seautiful"

Dan-"Go get me some chips"
Smithy-"Buck me seautiful"

by DLo & Smithy November 18, 2007

shimmer me sexay

when a sexy chik like jamie wants to be shimmered.

jamie: matt!! shimmer me sexay!!

haha this ones for you jamie

by mateusz June 24, 2005