mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb December 28, 2017

mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).

Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.

by Porn_Nut December 27, 2020

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy November 25, 2007

Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"

"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"

by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 24, 2024