Michael

A selfish jerk who only cares about himself. Someone who will never be successful in life, in any way possible. Also a ugly looking loser.

Michael is a loser.

by Best At CoD And WWE January 18, 2017

Michael

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode

Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael

by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018

Michael

An asshole

1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael

Guy2: yeah he is an asshole

by Fagsgshhdhssh May 17, 2018

Michael

A strong independent black women who doesnt need a man

Wow michael, youre so independent and totally dont need a man

by imnotcarl October 17, 2017

Michael

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.

Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)

by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016

Michael

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.

Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018