Just-Leave-You-There

When you take a bong hit of half weed half tobacco and in a meditative way. Once you take the bong hit, it just leaves you there, hense why it is called a "just-leave-you-there". It would make sense if you had tried it. You need a resident amount of each marijuana and tobacco for this effect to make perfect sense. The instant of "just-leave-you-there" is the instant state of meditation/no-mind

A man takes the noted bong hit "Just-Leave-You-There" and it just leaves him there

by Gorin Silderman April 26, 2014

Mamaternity Leave

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby

Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October

by SulKab April 8, 2023

/leave

When you want to rage quit out of a group conversation or abandon thread. *Originated on Skype*

Person A: Let's talk about traps
Person B: That sounds hot bruh
Person C: /leave
System: *Person C has left the group.*

by ValentineB December 10, 2017

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 19, 2022