jake

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

by lavenderrty October 4, 2009

Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"

" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"

by ChanG2 September 26, 2011

jake

fat slob that dose not do any work, eats all day, and plays a sax

look at that jake over in the desk

by biger than you March 6, 2009

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018

jakes

Another word for da cops

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes

by Princess>-< October 26, 2015

jake

epic cool person that is awesome

jake is cool

by juihisghuighu April 10, 2021