Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
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stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.
Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!
by 461 July 08, 2021
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closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.
by TheOGCC November 07, 2019
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Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd
by magnet977 November 25, 2019
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Duplex Closet

Where a bi-sexual comes out from.
She just came out of the duplex closet and admit she was bisexual.
by rukia7819 August 01, 2010
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Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
by GdragonBEmyhusband September 04, 2016
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closet deposit

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean
by Qbaybay October 12, 2013
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