Hayden

the shortest guy on earth

person 1: omg look at Hayden!!

person 2: I know he's so short

by unknown1234567ppp February 4, 2023

Hayden

a dude with a voluptuous ass and can pull anyone of the boys

Hey look at Hayden's ass, its thiccc.

by ChickenThiccc February 4, 2023

Hayden

Such a hottie. Tbh I would smash.

Hey have you seen Hayden today?
Yes, Hayden are hot.

by Sussy baka amongus February 16, 2023

hayden

hayden the hayden with hayden. he is better than kanye west

jeff: is that hayden over there?
tom: yes that is hes sooo hot
jeff: he has no rizz

by FartyMcTart October 21, 2023

A hayden suber

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time

Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber

by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Hayden

A name, usually the name of a fucken asshole. Synonyms: Turd burglar, Jive turkey

Why is everyone dogging on kyle, at least he isn’t a hayden

by BigDenerG November 5, 2023

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023