Hayden Vann

The sexiest dude on the earth, I want to have a vigorous make-out section with them then proceed to fall asleep on his lap.

A fucking retard: yo is Hayden Vann a girl
Me: no you god-damn inbred walking cum sock
A fucking retard: oh ok, please don't hurt me

by Cum dumpster9000 November 21, 2021

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A super super fucking hot girl that should get railed to the moon

Omg do you see hayden shes fucking hot

by Olge November 21, 2021

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fuck boy, virgin hunter

Hayden is looking for chicks on tinder

by admin18 November 22, 2021

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Obsesses over one girl at work

Guy 1: is that kid eating a dead pigeon on the side of the road

Guy 2: must be a Hayden

by Hgueter21 November 2, 2021

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Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.

You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory

by who likes australian people November 2, 2021

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