Hayden Hill

The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.

Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.

Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day
Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’

Cook ‘ I don’t like him’
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
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Hayden and Brenden

a wondeful gay couple who gets in fights but always resolves it in love.
Me: hey you know Hayden and Brenden
Bob: yeah the gay couple who wants to commit suicide
by Stoney Willes December 29, 2021
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Trans Hayden

a trans joke on a guy that puller his pee pee out in a public school
I Saw A Trans Hayden
by The Guy Behind The Chair March 18, 2024
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Hayden Dedrick

The Uncircumsized Gangster likes to bend down and lick the butter cream off of his best friend Ayden Smiths cameltoe as a tear rolls down Ayden’s cheek
Your as ugly as Hayden Dedrick
by Uncircumsized Gangster October 18, 2018
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Hayden Sergi

He is a nugget
Boy #I : Isn’t Hayden sergisuch a nugget

Boy 2: yes he is very salty
by Artfart222 May 29, 2021
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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 14, 2023
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Hayden Tobin

The greatest mario kart-ist alive. Despite what critics say... avery.... he is unbeatable
“I’m not a Hayden Tobin, but i’m okay at mario kart”- mario himself
by MarioKartEnthusiast October 13, 2020
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