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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020
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Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe that pretty motha-fucka
Aye ain't that Kobe
by ¿‽? June 24, 2023
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Gianna plus Kobe

Is the day we celebrate Gianna and Kobe since they died
by Dailah Renee February 1, 2020
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Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.
Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.
by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021
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Kobe Bryant

by WIlliamRas March 29, 2022
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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
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