coon-ass

A swamp-living redneck - particular to Louisiana. Often used in reference to poor drivers.

"That coon-ass is driving 40 miles an hour in the left-hand lane, and i've got to get to work!"

by powerfulpuffin September 10, 2013

coon boon

Coon Boon is Black Pussy

Gregor licked out Chris's coon boon while Tom sat in the background wanking Matt's chode!

by Gregor Reed September 29, 2006

coon wagon

the wagon by which early English settlers used to transport Australian Aboriginies to missions in the late 1800's.

Person 1. What's that?
Person 2. That is a coon wagon

by TomWard September 28, 2010

cave coon

A slang term for the terrorists who hide out in caves in the mountains of Iraq.

I hate Osama bin Laden, that god damn cave coon

by Jonathan Parker May 18, 2005

coon face

an animal or person that has a darker coloured face than the rest of their body

oh man we should call the hamster coon face! its face is black.

by henry2009 January 16, 2009

Coon's Age

The average term a black black man spends in prison. Usually used to describe an extended period of time.

I haven't heard this song in a coon's age.
This is the first time we've been to the beach in like a year. I know it feels like a coon's age.

by JaxUrey May 27, 2013

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 03, 2008