Christian is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He knows exactly how to cheer you up when your sad, and he knows how make you smile every single day. You fall more and more in love with him every single day. He knows what to say about all of your problems. His beautiful smile and luscious lips makes you want to kiss them non stop. You can never get him out of your mind and you constantly want to be with him. Once you find him he, he's the love of your life and you WILL MARRY HIM. He gives amazing cuddles and amazing kisses. He has a full 8 pack, and amazing hair with amazing blue eyes. He is tall, handsom, and has an amazing butt. Overall, Christian is perfect with his amazing qualities, personality, and looks.
by NG1234 December 12, 2018

Christian is a rich,kind,smart,and better than everyone person he will throw shade at you when he thinks it's sunny,he doesn't care what anybody else thinks and he is a boss ass bitch
You are such a Christian
by Blac Chyna August 8, 2016

by Someonewhoisbetterthangod December 23, 2019

Christian stalks me and my friends
by Articfoxgirl1301 October 20, 2019

by joker4 September 13, 2020

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.
by Hot as helll November 23, 2017

Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
