Christian

Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or
Friend- Christian is such a fucking cuck
You- I know right. Why can't he just stop being a cuck
by Stanleegon November 18, 2018
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He is a stalker!!!! He stalks me and my friends!
Christian stalks me and my friends
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He's annoying.
Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup
by imfataf March 30, 2019
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A guy who is really buff and gets all the girls. His best friends are pretty hot too. And buff. The girls that he hangs out with are really annoying like Evelia. She likes to ride his dick all the time.
wow thats Christian! Hes really hot and cute! So are his friends.
by Alex Ocegueda May 14, 2019
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A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
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christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud
by iamamango July 30, 2019
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