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3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
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3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.
1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.
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1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
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