Callum

A massive stud

Have you seen callum hes a massive stud

by Massive stud 01 November 23, 2021

Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

Callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (<16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?" "yeah its damn well that kiddie fiddler"

by orbiixt May 26, 2023

Callum

Callum is a type of guy who flirts with everyone even if its his ex girlfriend and is a big simp, callums are usually somewhat tall but not very tough so dont be alarmed, they are very nerdy on the inside but complete opposite on the outside. their way of flirting is very different to others which may seem odd but it works. They are sexy and definitely a keeper but very clingy. Once you guys are over he will be the last person to get over it.

Person one: ooooo hes hot
Person two : nahh hes just a callum

by imurno1whenitcomestoanything March 3, 2023

Callum Mcfarlane

Biggest schmuck in schmuck ville , looks like glumpus gloop and snow white mixed together .But is a great person

schmuck callum Mcfarlane

by kwenzima March 13, 2023

Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear

Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"

by Majoea March 25, 2023

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023