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Callum

And average boy but a bit of a player so fuck you Callum 🖕
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Yeah he’s such a player 🙄
by Hejehbeehjdebehej September 19, 2019
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Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard
My ex is being such a callum
by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019
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Callum Arnold

Callum Arnolds, known as cal from the first name hates being yelled 'oi' or 'yo' or even saying 'man' to him. Usually isn't able to draw at all and draws like a 5 year old. Gorgeous and confident however has two sides to him that change within a second and lets himself down by paying attention to other girls. He'll soon realise that the only girl he'll ever need to get wet is to the girl who lost her virginity to him.. His girlfriend! Usually has a big nose and wide eyes and will only ever need the girl he's with now. Gorgeous, but a sarcastic cunt!
by Callum Arnold's July 25, 2016
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Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
by jimmycenas July 9, 2023
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears
Callum is too funny
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callum mathie

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie
by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020
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