when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009

by IGFarben December 14, 2013

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.
by blind mullet April 2, 2024

by anonymous January 13, 2022

A burner - adj- when a beverage is so potent in alcohol that it leave a burning sensation down the throat of the consumer
First used is 2020 by Ethan guy
First used is 2020 by Ethan guy
by Aaronmat878 December 1, 2020

A random, indefinite time period where Urban Dictionary rejects every definition that a person writes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
