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blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women
by peegeeare May 4, 2025
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Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.
At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !
by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018
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Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.
Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.
by Zumunuk September 25, 2021
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Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018
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Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.
WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.
by A random FT account November 10, 2020
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good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."
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