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This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !
by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017
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Baseball, huh?

Allen: My Sister just got in a car accident.
Alex: OMG! Who hit her!
Allen: Apparently some old Asian lady

Alex: Baseball, huh?
by MicrowaveOven01 April 8, 2025
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Baseball, huh

A punchline from aljokes where it is used as a replacement for the saying "that tracks"
Person 1 "Our friend ____ said something racist again"
Person 2 "baseball, huh"
by Sethrogan420 March 16, 2025
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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C team baseball

A group of C team baseball players at Fort Collins High School who fingered, oiled, jerked, and sucked each other off on a bus.
Did you hear about C team baseball? Yeah what they did was crazy.
by Melvin F August 26, 2025
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Baseball-Bop

A girl who will get with any baseball boy because there a baseball boy.
That girl is the “Baseball-Bop”.

Wasn’t that girl with a different guy on the baseball team a week ago.
by Skibiti phrases April 25, 2024
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baseball hoodie

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey
The power or rally of the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022
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