extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019

dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt

Sit back and light the five inch adventure

by yannidepp December 5, 2009

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.

When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!

You goddamn inch shit

by Shortykings March 21, 2024

12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021