funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

30 inch bussdown

on a girl 13-15 birthday they get dick down by 30 inches . it’s a must and almost every female does it, if they don’t they must partake in a few months after their birthday . If they dont they get liver failure and die or suffer consequences.

“omg I just got my 30 inch bussdown for my birthday!”
“girl did it hurt? How did it feel?!”

by splizzout June 3, 2023

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size

Hows your 1 inch wonder

by Idk.coo April 13, 2022

1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023