auto shotgun

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music

Bro I have auto shotgun, I always play the music and am always with you

by Killer whale September 8, 2016

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024

Auto-Correct

This stereotype is the type of person that can't under any circumstance accept that anything is a joke, for example you say something like "yo momma so thin she slide under the door, not open it up!" And Auto Correct instead of laughing would barge into the conversation and start saying something like "My mom is not thin, she is healthy and average weight." And autocorrect may be right technically, but at what cost?

The neighborhood Auto-Correct can not take a joke! Can't he tell I was kidding?

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 9, 2022