Ron
Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.
When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.
When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Scenario A
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."
Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."
Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017
Get the Ronmug. The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.
“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022
Get the Ron chippermug. Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025
Get the Ron Imhoffmug. A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021
Get the Sha-Ronmug. Comical dumb fucking redneck that run day care. But really don't care what u think. Don't think to hard or you will get hard. Just hard time. Can rhym for no dime. It's a crime to be robin. Net man. Worth more than most. But likes to give girls ads sets. 40 is just my getting better with age like wine 69. Holler if you can here big papa punk
by RdRjr April 18, 2020
Get the ron robinettemug. King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.
by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022
Get the King Ronmug.