potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

by James Vangohe May 14, 2007

Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

by jeska September 7, 2003

potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

by dapimpiseresince2012 September 11, 2020

desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.

Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.

by Billy Dick September 16, 2007

grouch potato

Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.

He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!

by Sonja Young November 5, 2007

tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.

"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009